Vicky

The perfect woman for you if you have no respect for yourself nor bank account. Are you into curvy girls? Well this one breaks the borders so she's a double win with a double chin! Live overseas and looking for a bride-to-be? If you can offer her secure residency in your country with the bonus of free travel, accomodation, food.... she's yours! Looking for a roommate? She'll couch surf and you'll be cleaning up for days; a wonderful opportunity if you have OCD! Need a therapist? She'll tell you how your every personality trait is simply a trauma response and it's okay if you suffer from depression because you'll grow up and get over it in no time! If you're lucky, you might end up being just as emotionally strong and independent as she is! A member of the LGBTQ+ community? She'll have your full support as your favourite Super Straight ally! Non-binary? She'll tell you you're not. Bisexual and specifically female? She'll tell you that you're probably not, but there could be a small chance that you are if your birth chart reads well!

Overall, a Vicky is definitely one of a kind.
If you have one, make sure you hold on to her.
If you don't, she'll only run off with thousands of pounds worth of your belongings and leave you in hundreds of thousands of debt. She might even try to be a bit mean to you to top it off. Bless her though. At least she tries.

"Wow, I cannot believe I got myself a Vicky. My house is messier than ever before and I have no money left but she sure is amazing"

by Asianpersuasionnation March 17, 2022

Vicky

Vicky is the weirdest person you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. She's kind but when you get to know her better she'll say the word "rude" all the time and you'll get sick of it. Trust me. You would like a Vicky sometimes but she can be so annoying

Person 1: "Vicky is gae"

Person 2: "Yass queen. I agree

by Dino nuggiesssss March 20, 2022

Vicky

Someone who hates numbers

"I don't really like the number four"

"OMG You're such a Vicky"

by Brohn Cena June 2, 2022

Vicky

The definition of being hot and cold at the same time somehow
I don’t understand how she does it but its really Rar
A litteral goddess

Vicky is very rar today
Well you know vicky is always right

by Powii November 3, 2022

vicky

submissive and breedable

him: i want someone to be my little brat
him(2): get a vicky

by t4chx3 September 16, 2022

Vicky

A hot police officer or soldier ready for duty..........if you know what I'm saying. Anything to serve my Cuntry.

Vicky definately knows what she's doing. Trust me!

by Moronofus December 22, 2024

Vicky Tequila

'Vicky Tequila' is a drinking game.

A group sits in a circle with 5 shots of Tequila* in front of each of them.
Someone turns on 'The Tequila Song' By The Champs
Everytime the trumpet pauses someone can shout "Tequila". If you shout Tequila and no-one else does, you can pass a shot onto someone else around the group.
If you say it at the same time as someone else, everyone who says it at the same time has to down a shot.
At the end, the shots left in front of you, you have to drink. The person who has to drink the most shots is a 'Vicky Tequila'

For this reason you call someone who is a sport for getting drunk a 'Vicky Tequila'

*Tequila can be substituted for any other drink if necessary such as a pint divided into 5.

What a Vicky Tequila or Lets play Vicky Tequila

by Vicky Tequila May 31, 2010