vagoda

A rarely used term denoting the space commmonly known as the female choda.

Luke: Man I totally licked her hairy choda.
Bill: Man your an idiot, its a vagoda.

Damn that girl was so fat her vagoda had a vagoda.

by Mr. Pett September 20, 2005

vagoiter

The act of loitering inside a vagina.

Jack was arrested for vagoitering inside his shop teacher's snooch.

by Seth Shoplum April 22, 2006

vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

Vagooch

An open vagina like gash left on one's taint as the result of a medical procedure in which a gigantic saddle sore has been surgically removed.

"He was riding two days after his surgery, but he couldn't sit down because of the gaping vagooch between his legs."

by TheSaltyCyclist December 5, 2012

Blue Vagoo

A term for the hypothetical consequences of a situation where a sexually aroused female does not reach orgasm due to the incompetence of her partner.

Like blue balls, but blue vagoo.

Her moans are so fake, the only thing she should be moaning about is having a blue vagoo.

by CrasyMike April 15, 2010

vagomache

AKA fupa; When a woman's lower stomach area protrudes beyond her vagina.

Dude, did you see the vagomache on that bitch???

by Strokfestah July 30, 2006

Vargoski

Lying about the length of something. Ie. Length of a penis or unit of measurement.

I totally pulled a Vargoski and lied about my peckers length being 14 inches. Little did she know it is only two.

by Molecule_splitter October 9, 2016