college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.

Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!

by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009

V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

Vardley

The only word you can use in any situation

John: “ did you hear about the massacre of tiamen square?”

Phil: “ vardley”

by Sapphire Dominique October 2, 2020

vardlife

penguin

sam hudson: omg thats such a cute vardlife !!!
felix: ikr!! i wish i could have a pet vardlife

by chikattochikaa January 4, 2021

Vardit Ravitsky

A bioethicist and ethics professor who works in the University Of Ottawa and Harvard Medical School.

Vardit: Hi im Vardit Ravitsky and I will be doing a presentation on Cov*d 19

Everyone: Okay.

by JoeMama694206969 January 12, 2021

V- Card

For oneself to have not lost virginity; to not have lost said virginity

"I still have my v- card, do you?"

by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021

Varda

An arrogant little bitch with big tits who will most likely ruin your life & make everything about herself.

dude look at that chick, her t-shirt says ”mentally ill pussy” lmfao
stay away she must be a varda, they’re crazy bitches.

by pussyslayer1810 November 21, 2021