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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
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Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.
"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.
by HiCallum October 1, 2013
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13 valentines

This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.

It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.
If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.
by KingDon January 11, 2009
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Anti-Valentines Day

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.
"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"
by fred carpinski February 6, 2009
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Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007
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