Vagina Acapulco 

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.

Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.

Vagina Acapulco by LeCobra April 25, 2011

real_thicc_vagina 

all yo mfs heavenly mommy🥰
has access to the best side of tiktok
she loves all her coochlings and now that u read this ur her coochling too 😍✂️🥰

"what's the best account on Instagram"
my mom's ofc @real_thicc_vagina"

real_thicc_vagina by dilfhunter0 July 8, 2021

Vagenda 

vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.

He fell right into her vagenda!

Vagenda by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010

Vagina eyes 

When you're so tired you develop large bags under your eyes - so large that they are the same size as your eyelids. Together, both resemble labium majora (female bits) horizontally.

I got no sleep last night, look how big my vagina eyes are.

Vagina eyes by BeaneDefines May 19, 2015

Vagina-Keepers 

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.

The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.

Vagina-Keepers by Tan2016 April 27, 2019

vagene and bobs pic 

pls send vagene and bobs pic

guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

vagene and bobs pic by hefdsj bhijgbksrf August 22, 2017

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012