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Rubber utter 

Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
Rubber utter by DWK December 26, 2007
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complete and utter fag 

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back
"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."
complete and utter fag by Pete October 7, 2003

complete and utter tiz

a complete and utter has no final whatsoever and makes you skyrocket in public all the time. it makes you lose and gain chromes in different forms such as arthur.
woah theres a complete and utter tiz over their.

Complete utter bullshit 

Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people
Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!

a complete and utter twat

"Everyone in Manor is a complete and utter twat"

"Ayyyyeee. Init blud my g"

Total Utter Twat 

God himself or herself considering God's a twat.
When he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. "Man God's being a total utter twat today".
Total Utter Twat by dsme July 29, 2011

man utter 

the penis, cock, dick, jimmy, willy, richard, prince harry the third. the ruler of all. he who when milked produces cum, skeet, semen, sperm.
Guy #1: Dude that chick totally milked my man utter last night
man utter by scottata January 9, 2008