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A website that is ironically mostly accompanied by suburban white people, because black people are often too busy creating slang, not defining it.
Suburban white guy 1: Dude, like, let's go on urbandictionary.com, and like, make fun of niggers!!!

Suburban white guy 2: Hell yeah dude!! like, fuck niggers!!

Black guy: Fuck you just say bitch?

(white guy 1&2 simultaneously pissing their pants): NOTHING!!!
by Javito_1 October 15, 2010
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A whole site of definition sins.
Hey dude. If you want to see some dumb definitions that people made up, then check out urbandictionary.com
by DictionaryDeath December 10, 2017
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The Thing You’re Surfing Through Right Now Dumbass.
What’s the definition of rainstorm? Search urbandictionary.com!
by Kanedegi95 January 18, 2019
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You don't search urbandictionary.com on its own site.
by pseudo-randomness January 30, 2010
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A wonderful website where whomever can write whatever that can be read whenever by whomever else. You may come away with useful information pertaining to American cultural uses of words, or you may come away disgusted. Either way, you know more than you did previously, whether or not it is more than you wanted to know.
"What does that mean?"
"You don't know?"
"No."
"Go look it up on urbandictionary.com"
by haha. . .ha. November 4, 2009
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