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Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn
by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011
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Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.
by TheIntimidator82 February 18, 2012
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Nigerian Uncle

This is your uncle who you have never met before but when he calls you, he is dying and he needs you bank account info to transfer 27 million to your western union.
Yo dude, I got a call from my Nigerian Uncle, I gave him my info but I never got my money.
by Angry_Pirate January 5, 2019
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Uncle Pear

Typical italian expression to express great emotions, ranging from surprise to sadness about the news
Have you heard? Berlusconi got locked up

Oh shit president, Uncle Pear...
by FraSaid January 14, 2022
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Uncle Fucka

One of the many songs on "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"
Performed by Terrance Henry Stoot and Phillip Niles Argyle.
Spoken out against by Sheila Broflovski, Which makes up the remainder of the movie.
Dude! Did you see Terrance and Phillip sing Uncle Fucka on South Park last night?
by Bryton January 12, 2008
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Uncle Ted

The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.
Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!
by That Maine Hipster February 14, 2022
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Uncle Sreejy

An elderly, yet sexy man who lures children to his large, white van during a (preferred) Sunday afternoon. He then proceeds to read innocent material to his victim right before (usually) scarring the childrens' lives with forced assault. His victims will usually never remain the same afterward. Some victims come back, and others.. well they never do. This potential experience is called the "Reading Buddies" experience. CAUTION: If you are a Reading Buddies survivor and would like to seek help, please call the following number: 1-800-273-8255
"Hey, did u hear Jeff was a Reading Buddies survivor." said Mahdin.
Pattel answered, " Yeah boy, he survived Uncle Sreejy . How is that even possible?!"
Ricky chimed in, " I dunno but iz lit up in these Brampton woods!
by Uncle Sreejy August 29, 2017
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