upstate new york

Upstate New York is a cultural wasteland of social decadence. I pity the poor souls who failed to live in New York City and instead had to settle for the dull country life of upstate New York.

Anything north of White Plains.

by asdfdsa June 11, 2006

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut into the middle of it. The steak is slid down a man’s penis, and then a woman puts the penis in her mouth. The woman must eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

Wow, you look like you play the Upstate NY Steak Game.

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019

upstate new york

Noun. A place that isn't NYC and isn't downstate wigger-town. Filled with Hicks and half-witted douchebags who'd rather ride their "sleds" than have a nice chat about theories or do a crossword puzzle.

Me : *Pant, Pant, Pant*
Bro : "Hey, What happened?"
Me : "I said something bad about their tractors and *sleds* and all the sudden they started chasing me."
Bro : "Well, what do you exect, we're in Hicktown, UPSTATE NEW YORK."

by Wordsmith Ninja June 6, 2005

upstate new york

A place that wishes it was New York City. People from Upstate often get offended when people refer to New York City simply as "New York" because it makes them feel left out.

Everything north of New York's suburbs is Upstate New York. UPSTATE IS NOT 'EVERYTHING NORTH OF ALBANY' b/c New York is the capital of the world and nobody cares about upstate, face it already!!!

by Callahan June 11, 2006

Upstate New York

Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.

Once I went to Nassau County and everybody somehow knew I was from the Big City.

by Ed Koch June 11, 2006

upstate new york

upstate ny is the place north of the building 10 stories tall in Ny.

now i'm from upstate Ny and i admit it is boring but people got it all wrong. we are not toothless hicks, we do know how to have a good time (ex. cow tippin) so you can all go do one if u think upstate Ny sucks because u dont live here. at least it not canada or texas right?

by Lester March 20, 2004

Upstate New York

Any region of New York above Long Island and New York City

there’s the good parts of New York and then there is Upstate New York

by Nimbus cloud March 3, 2018