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Uppercunt

When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.
Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."
by Corey Hall July 26, 2007
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Uppercunt

A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.
She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.
by joe prendergast October 7, 2006
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upper cut fart

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!
Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!
by DeserTynker September 15, 2019
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Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.
Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
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uppercat

When one holds a cat and uppercuts someone.
"That was the craziest fight I ever saw. Jimmy threw an uppercat and knocked Bobby out!"
by TehAgent March 5, 2014
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Upprecut

To punch someone from the chin up into the air
I am going to upprecut you
by Jakarata661 July 12, 2021
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Uppercussy

When she sits on your face and accidentally slams her vagina hard into your chin and nose.
My girl was getting excited the other night and she got all worked up and gave me the hardest Uppercussy you could ever imagine! She had me seeing stars and crying for my mommy!
by Sxy Phat Man August 12, 2023
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