turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

twincest

Slash (mainly) between twins.

1. Elladan and Elrohir, twin sons of Elrond of Imladris. From lotr
2. Weasley twins from HP

by brat July 3, 2004

Twincest

Strong emotional and physical attraction between twins.

Did you see Tammy and Sammy together last night? Total twincest!

by powergannon July 23, 2010

Twunt

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.

"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Twuntish

Derived from the root word "Twunt" an amalgamation of "Twat" and "Cunt." Twuntish is a slightly more polite way of saying "twattish" or "cuntish" behaviour.
Crass behaviour to the point of rudeness.
Unfriendly, crass, stupid, nasty, rude, insensitive or spiteful behaviour.

That was a rather twuntish thing to do.

by SevenT October 6, 2008

TwenCen

A reference to indicate that something is out-of-date or old-fashioned. TwenCen is an abbreviated way of saying Twentieth Century.

Your landline is so TwenCen!

by MrMxyzptlk June 3, 2009

Thunch

A compound word that combines punch and throat. It is directed when you find a person who is such a tool, you just want to punch the person right in the throat

This guy is such a tool, I just want to give him a thunch

by C-Rocks April 27, 2011