tulips

a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint

men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.

by omymoon November 30, 2021

Tulip Joint

An Amsterdam specialty joint, resembling the flower it is named after with a pencil sized roach and a massive bulb full of the tastiest reefa out there.

Never attempt to smoke one by yourself, if a marijuana overdose is possible, this would be the cause of it.

We smoked this fat tulip joint at a party a couple days ago and I'm still baked!

by JohanSebastien August 16, 2011

TULIP

Female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. Has two lips but cannot speak. In rare cases the TULIP has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.

"Hey man, how far did you get with her last night?"
"I just tickled her tulip a bit!"

by TickleMyTulip April 26, 2010

Tulisa'd

To be slapped in the face with an erect penis whilst giving a blowjob, big in the rap scene.

I saw a video of your mum last night being Tulisa'd by Snoop Dogg

by lester the molester cocknspeil April 7, 2013

Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

Red Tulip

Red Tulip is a symbol of undying love for someone.

he sent me a bunch of red tulips to show me how much He has loved me,and how he always will love me.

by flower_girl February 21, 2010

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.

Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."

by Jagohno August 16, 2021