cyclone turnip

A bad player who sinks his whole team and should touch a computer.

I had cyclone turnip on my team, and now I have no rank.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020

cyclone turnip

Aces but they are lucky.

Cyclone Turnip is so lucky.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020

Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 29, 2021

turnip

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.

I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.

by s%mebody August 5, 2012

Wednesday turnip

This turnip likes to hide in bushes on green painted patios.
Beware of it. Though it can't stay angry at you. Awwwwww, high five!

Deliver us from si---*get's eaten by turnip*

by Ben Wiggins October 29, 2006

Turnip trolley

Used to tell someone there crazy, insane or plainly out of there mind. Usually when someone falls off the turnip trolley they are considered insane, sane people on the other hand would be on the turnip trolley.

Origin:

The Canadian: Turnip and Jewish: Trolley

1) When did you fall off the turnip trolley?!
2) You must of just fell off the turnip trolley?
3) Go back to the turnip trolley you fell off you silly bitch.
4) Oh my god, I must of just fell of the turnip trolley.

by OKGO! January 4, 2010