knob turban

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

by Poppa Squat April 12, 2007

M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

turčin

An individual who will do anything to become "amazing" in front of a female. Often lies about everything to be better than everyone else near him so he appears as the absoulute chad while he is actually a virgin.

Kyle : "he do be a turčin tho"
Matt : "čru"

by simpdetective9000 August 11, 2020

turab

hottest human being known to man

woah you are looking so turab today

by farah April 15, 2004

turbandictionary.com

A website on which one can look up the meanings of Arabic words.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

turban

A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.

Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats.

by </time> September 14, 2003

Tura

To not be able to pronounce any words containing more than one syllable.

He's drunk too much. The guy's completely, Tura'd.

OR

I can't understand you, you god-damn Tura!

by Revel September 9, 2007