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Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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devon ray tuggle

Having a big cock
Look at how big his weiner is, that must be Devon Ray Tuggle
by dad_123 October 31, 2017
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Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft
Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69
by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018
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Butt-Toggler

1. A person of which pertaining to or being plays with, touches, and/or grabs the ass of vast amounts of people, the victim may be of both genders, as the same with the attacker.
2. A person/thing that is most annoying and/or is unbarable to be around.
1. Jeff is a fucking butt-toggler, he is always trying to grab my ass!
2. Dude, shut up you stupid fucking butt-toggler.
by Bro-seph May 26, 2005
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Tuggle

Noun. While in the act of cuddling, a significant other gives a hand job out of pity with minimal effort; generally not from start-to-finish, thus would not be considered an old-fashioned.
"Baby, I'm too tired for sexy time; how about a tuggle."
Recipient: come on, I know you're tired, I'll be quick lets get down...(sex)
Tired partner: no, I'm tired I had a long day..
Recipient: how about just a tuggle? Please?
by Slumpbuster October 24, 2014
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toby tugger

A man who's in a sexual relation with a male animal.
Hey Mike, don't look but I think that man is tugging off his dog.

Yeah, it looks like he's a Toby Tugger
by NotAFudgePacker July 6, 2017
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Tuggles

Toy from the 90's. It had rubber feet and a small plastic leash with a heart on the end. You pulled it along and the rubber feet made it looked like it was walking. It was awesome.
I had the dog tuggles toy.
by LkRose December 6, 2010
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