tuck and roll job

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

Tuck and Fold

When a male has an erection, usally in the morining when waking, he takes his penis and folds it back, tucking it up so the boxers elastic waistband keeps it tucked up tightly against his stomach. Thus keeping the erection from being seen.

"Thank god for the tuck and fold cause my friends would of seen my tiny wang"

by David MacEwan April 26, 2004

tuck your dick

1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.

by Abzatron June 16, 2014

tuck fexas

A clever and polite way of saying (safe for children) that the Texas Longhorns fucking suck. By switching the first letter of each word you can see that the real meaning is Fuck Texas.

Go Hogs Go, Tuck Fexas! They blow.

by Houston Nutt August 27, 2003

tuck the toast

to hide or put away a gun

yo herre comes the cops tuck the D Eagle

by Krueger February 20, 2005

Tuck Under

The male act of tucking a penis behind his legs just below his ass. Often used by transvestite males to hide penis.

Watch out, that dude's no chick. He's just got a nasty tuck under and some nice fake tits.

by The Doctor February 14, 2005

tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.

In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.

by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008