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trumpatude

Anyone with an attitude who acts, behaves or says whatever they want. There is no need for self awareness when you have a TRUMPATUDE!
That guy has such a trumpatude, he has no filter!
by TracieBee October 30, 2018
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Trumpcare

The antonym to Obamacare which makes everyone healthier, Trumpcare causes everyone to get a virus and become sick.
Our politicians didn't do much and now we all have the coronavirus. I guess that's Trumpcare for you.

Trumpcare, making America sick and dependant.
by Allodian March 17, 2020
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Trumpage

The Donald Trump's large fanbase/number of supporters/voters.

(Trump+Garbage=Trumpage)
Trump Supporters: Trump 2020 frick you libtards hahaha!
Biden Supporters: The Trumpage really thinks that Trump's going to win again... Such losers!
by NickCam October 26, 2020
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Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020
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Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.
It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!
by deefer May 21, 2008
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ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010
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Trumpidation

The feeling of fear or agitation in the moment before you wake up and check the news to see if Donald Trump blew up the world.
I just woke up and want to check my phone for texts, but the trumpidation of seeing who Trump's threatened on twitter keeps me off line for a few more minutes.
by terribleideasallthetime July 25, 2017
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