Algonquin Trout Tickler

The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...

Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!

by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

Trout Stalker

Alot of people use the term Trout for a 40+ man out looking to pickup younger girls so maybe it means someone looking for older men? Others think it's being interested in large penises..... the term was mentioned on Chrisley knows best when they were looking up handler names for cb radio.

Uncle Richard watch out for that trout Stalker she's got wizard sleeves! Hahaha

by Ginjaminge September 9, 2020

Trout Snout

a smell similar to fish left on the end of your nose after going down on your female partner.

"So bob i ate out my wife's pussy last night and now i have a serious case of trout snout."

by Sherman Cassidy October 8, 2004

Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.

Custard Trout xbox live playstation troll

by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009