trouser-friendly kiss

A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."

*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.

by Zelda199 October 20, 2006

Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.

Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.

by SexRobot July 26, 2010

pitch a trouser tent

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.

When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!

by weave July 12, 2003

trousers

trousers: anther word for pants.

I have to go out and buy some new trousers.

by Reb969 July 21, 2005

trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.

Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh

by chick1215 August 3, 2017

trousered

completely and utterly trashed, drunk and/or drugged

man i was so completely trousered last night i pissed in my girlfriend's shoes

by SLaaDi February 10, 2004

trouser kiss

another word for phallatio.
or blowjob, blowy, suckjob,cock suck, a suck of sake, a whistle on the races.

"betty would you kindly give me a friendly trouser kiss"
betty:" why of course henry, drop your trousers and let me at it"

by Dean Knight December 16, 2007