toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

toothbat

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009

Atomic Toot

A silent and seemingly minute fart that is instantanously smelt as soom as it leaves your buttcheeks. It has a lingering essence to it that can usually be smelled from clear across the room, house or classroom.

Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"

by Daravouchi October 11, 2013

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017