n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.
Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.
by griffinrider22 July 11, 2016
Get the cog tease mug.The Nigga Food Trade Agreement is initiated when one person(they dont have to be black) shares food with someone else and that means the reciver of the food has to brake bread next time they have food. This can also be referred to as the "Food Rule".
Person 1: Lemme get a peice dummy
Person 2: Nah nigga
Person 1: Your breaking the agreement
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The Nigga food trade agreement now gimme some nigga
Person 2: Nah nigga
Person 1: Your breaking the agreement
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The Nigga food trade agreement now gimme some nigga
by MK11 October 10, 2017
Get the nigga food trade agreement mug.Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.
We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014
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An exchange of one thing in return for another, especially relinquishment of one benefit or advantage for another regarded as more desirable:
An exchange of one thing in return for another, especially relinquishment of one benefit or advantage for another regarded as more desirable:
by ArisenAhubudu April 8, 2011
Get the trade off mug.a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
by Dawn June 15, 2002
Get the cock tease mug.For sport Fantasy Teams, such as Premier League Fantasy Football (English Football/Soccer). Trades that are made straight after seeing either a player you have in your team does not play/does something stupid, or seeing a player you were thinking about getting into your team go off-tap and score a bajillion points.
Usually made while the gameweek is still going or barely finished.
A viable strategy in fantasy leagues.
Usually made while the gameweek is still going or barely finished.
A viable strategy in fantasy leagues.
Did you see Jerome last night? I made a rage trade this morning to get him into my side, pity I miss out on those 12 points.
I rage traded Drogba out of my side after he put the ball into the back of Saha's head for, what I'm calling, an own goal.
I rage traded Drogba out of my side after he put the ball into the back of Saha's head for, what I'm calling, an own goal.
by Howlitzer December 16, 2009
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by CANNED COOCHIE November 5, 2018
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