"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."
"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."
"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."
"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."
by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008
by CHRIS LANE BITCH!! April 30, 2008
Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.
Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.
by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003
by matthew1200 July 15, 2006
A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
by stevealex June 29, 2021
Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
by Mr.hagen December 16, 2021
Frisco Tractor relates to the American version of the Chelsea Tractor. A 4x4 vehicle which will never see use off road or reacts like a car to offroad situations (such as mud, ice or snow)...
LMAO, look @ those Frisco Tractors doing 5MPH on dry pavement... I think they are scared of a little snow...
Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...
Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...
by iam-zero- February 03, 2011