tokitos

adj. prize or reward

I've earned my tokitos

by bDouble69elbuoDb April 22, 2006

Tortoise Kisses

When two guys really love and respect each other, they might show it by lightly touching the tips of their penises together in a display of trust, friendship and understanding.

Bill and Jeff are in the back giving each other tortoise kisses. They're really good friends.

by TortoiseKisses January 21, 2011

Ford Tortoise

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

by Car-roll Shelby July 22, 2006

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

by John Detlor March 20, 2009

tonitoni

An egotistical, power hungry prick, who thinks he knows everythings

I hate it when he acts like such a tonitoni.

by Narichigoku December 6, 2014

Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011

torino

one of the most badassed cars if the muscle car era. was made by ford so it is uber 1337. a '76 version was drove by starsky and hutch but the best years a '68-'72.

dude did u see that torino hall ass and smoke that nub chevy

by Anonymous July 5, 2003