Whopper Topper

One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".

Oh, here Ethan goes again with one of his Whopper Topper's.

by TyCan June 9, 2021

Pulled a Topper

When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.

HAY DUDE, I TOTALLY WENT TO HERS AND PULLED A TOPPER

by Vausey__ March 29, 2009

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

TapperSpray

the combination of pepper spray and a taser

dude get down im gonna tapperspray this zombies ass

by this girl on tonya 98 March 29, 2010

trans topper

Someone who got a sex change but only the top half of the body. For example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no boobs and facial hair but still a vagina.

Logan became way more attractive after he became a trans topper

by Bothadeeznutz February 16, 2017

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.

Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.

by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008