tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013

spice toozie

a bowel movement after a rich flatulence causing meal.

"Lamel ate the hellfire burrito! Now he gonna have a spice toozie!" said Dermot.

by Mermit Styles October 21, 2010

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Cooter Tooter

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

by jnotosh December 8, 2010

rootin tootin

Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)

That was a rootin tootin good time we had last night!

by AskTheCards.info Free Tarot October 30, 2013

Toolie

A name many rappers use to call a gun

“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”

by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018

Tootle Puffer

"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."

When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.

by TakeTheRedPill May 16, 2015