Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Get the tooping mug.Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.
Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."
"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."
"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."
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by Graham January 19, 2004
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Can also refer to or take the place of other words such as slippin' and extra with the right context.
Can also refer to or take the place of other words such as slippin' and extra with the right context.
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