toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

TAILTAH

TAILTAH - (Talk Again in Less Than an Hour)

An acronym used over communications software and any form of telecommunications; an abbreviation of “talk again in less than an hour” used to signify the fact that a person wishes to relinquish them self from that particular conversation, however with the intention to return/begin a new communications session in under sixty minutes of stating “TAILTAH”.

“TAILTAH” Is most often used to represent a time frame greater than commonly accepted with the acronym “BRB” were as still remaining less of a time frame than that of “TTYL”.

"Sorry Jane, I have to stop texting and get the dinner out of the oven TAILTAH".

"TAILTAH Jim I have to have a bath".

by george burgess July 6, 2011

Toilet Ring

The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.

The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.

I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.

by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Toilet Shitter

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom

"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."

by yuzxixu June 3, 2020