Stinky tinker-bell toes

when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.

person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.

by chickencheese November 6, 2010

Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

tinkeritis

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.

While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.

by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021

Molly Tinker

A phrase for someone who protects someone she’s never like they’ve been friends for 10 years

Why are you Molly Tinkering? You’ve only known her 5 minutes

by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022

ticker tinkerer

One who plays with the heart of another

"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."

by Mindful Mark March 28, 2019

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022