by Eradescent June 8, 2014
Get the Timmug. Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.
by boove December 11, 2011
Get the Timmedmug. by DT October 12, 2003
Get the Timsmug. The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.
Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
by FuckMyLifee March 27, 2009
Get the Timmug. The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Tim can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms. And he has a huge schlong. It doesn't even fit in me. It's so big, and i wanna have it all inside me.
Girl: Hey, i just met a person!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!
by ABigFaggot June 1, 2018
Get the Timmug. Tim is an enigma of a man. With a killer beard. He is patient, he is kind. When a Tim loves you, by god do you know it.
A smile from a Tim will make you weak at the knees, whoever you are you will be unable to resist.
Tim is unbelievably intelligent and never seizes to amaze you. He is reserved and likes to keep his personal life just that, personal. Which makes him even more of a mystery. But when or if you get the luxury to get to know Tim, you’re brain will explode with love. Loving a Tim can be scary, because you know you’ll never meet anybody like this again in your life. He has an arse like you’ve never seen in your life, and his northern accent makes you wish you were naked. You think you know what a good kiss is? Wait until you’ve kissed Tim. If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with Tim, congratulations. You’ve just had the best sex of your life.
If you fall in love with a Tim, within days you’ll want to marry the shit out of him.
A smile from a Tim will make you weak at the knees, whoever you are you will be unable to resist.
Tim is unbelievably intelligent and never seizes to amaze you. He is reserved and likes to keep his personal life just that, personal. Which makes him even more of a mystery. But when or if you get the luxury to get to know Tim, you’re brain will explode with love. Loving a Tim can be scary, because you know you’ll never meet anybody like this again in your life. He has an arse like you’ve never seen in your life, and his northern accent makes you wish you were naked. You think you know what a good kiss is? Wait until you’ve kissed Tim. If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with Tim, congratulations. You’ve just had the best sex of your life.
If you fall in love with a Tim, within days you’ll want to marry the shit out of him.
‘Hey what do you think of Tim? I think he’s so hot.’
“I think you should go shit yourself, he’s mine and if you try anything I swear to pie I’ll stab you in the pupil.”
‘Ok hun, no worries.’
“I think you should go shit yourself, he’s mine and if you try anything I swear to pie I’ll stab you in the pupil.”
‘Ok hun, no worries.’
by Lovethattain February 10, 2019
Get the Timmug. by Atom1937 June 16, 2018
Get the Timmug.