father, daddy, master, the red-faced high squatter of lax, the apex of human evolution, godliness unparalleled, Jolkien enjoyer, a true rome stan
by Lord Anforth November 15, 2022
Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"
by Sawrie December 07, 2021
When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun
by Vex Dash May 05, 2020
by takeoffyoursox69 August 21, 2019
The ugliest dude you’ll ever see in your life, when people see griffin they’re like, “oh shit it’s that fuckboy griffin!”
by Wizard man lol69 July 13, 2018
Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.
"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"
"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"
"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"
"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"
"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"
"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"
"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"
by Prince0fFuckyou June 24, 2015
A 1 gram piece of chocolate inserted in a 50 year old Asian moms ass and then shat out on a chess board.
by FroFram October 13, 2023