Krieger Steamer

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

by LeFrance July 20, 2018

somerville steamer

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person

yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.

by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009

solo steamer

the act of taking a shit while jerking off

i took a solo steamer at work

by kevncraig March 23, 2005

Campfire Steamer

When two people take a shit in a sleeping bag then they have sex in the sleeping bag.

John walked in on Corey and Brian in the tent giving each other the most amazing Campfire Steamer

by Greer41 August 8, 2009

Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.

I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003

Pittsburgh Steamer

The Pittsburgh Steamer is a popular twist on the famed Cleveland Steamer. It features the standard pooper and poopee, but in this classy rendition, the pooper throws french fries and cole slaw on top of the mess.

Naw man... It was a Pittsburgh Steamer, not a Cleveland Steamer. Johnny threw french fries and cole slaw all over Jane once he was done dropping a deuce on her chest. Common mistake.

by Yinzerguy November 19, 2010