Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

Sewer Ass

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female

guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!

by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

Sewer Pussy

A Woman's pussy that no longer looks like a pussy due to the fact its been fucked so much that it looks like a flower with the pussy lips sorta flapped outwards that have become tainted black from over use and lack of cleaning thus creating a nasty stench resembling that of the New york sewers and a green or pus colored slime when she cums as her dirty sewer pussy mixed with her cum it became the nasty color that smells like sewers, often called a blue waffle but is in fact worse than a blue waffle. and very disgusting.

Horrible Disgusting Vile Sewer Pussy

by Eibion April 12, 2011

sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

by mangus May 24, 2004

Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015

filthy sewer

Typically said by Drill Instructors in the 60s and 70s when a recruit speaks and nothing worthwhile comes out of his mouth.

D.I. “Johnson, the first thing out of that filthy sewer better be yes Drill Sergeant!!!”

by L.T. Columbo June 22, 2021

Sewer Horse

A horse that lives in the sewer and watches you masturbate.

Sewer Horse is watching *you*!

by 31415bob June 14, 2008