by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”
You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.
You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.
by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

by Cha0sad December 14, 2013

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.
by Chipperbit2 July 20, 2012

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.
by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011
