Morning Puss

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.

"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."

by PierceMe September 29, 2011

Puss Moss

This results from years of a woman neglecting to shave or phsically take care of her pubic area.

Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009

PUSS CREW

Pussy, vaginas, kitty, its all the same... If you want a fun group of dykes who like to get down look no further than PUSS CREW. People know them as basic and sloppy those hot bitches EMBRACE IT motha fuckassss! You can often hear them screaming their motto, "Let's get drunk!" And everyone knows a party is only legitimized by PUSS CREW's presence.

Guy: Dude, are you coming with me to that party way on the fucking south side tonight?
Other Guy: Is PUSS CREW gonna be there?
Guy: HELL YEAH MAN! You know I only party with PUSS CREW.

by Hottiewhitdabody January 6, 2013

stank puss

A repulsive scent creeping from an unkempt vagina, usually causing a burning sensation in the eyes as one attempts to muff dive. Serious cases may cause skin irritation.

My lungs almost caved in when I got a whiff of that stank puss, it made me want to eat her ass.

Close your legs; your stank puss is coming out of your jeans.

by guardo December 16, 2003

mine puss

A vagina that is so destroyed and flappy that it looks like it went through a mine explosion

Cri: Eric, did you get Kathy into bed last night
Eric: No, I pulled her pants down and she had a mine puss

Norman: Man I had to break up with Alicia because I found out she has a mine puss

by Cri-Eri November 13, 2011

burglar puss

A female wearing no underwear under her dress, but wears nude nylons.

Example : That drunk chick dancing over there just flashed me her burglar puss!!!

by M to the second power December 19, 2013

proximity puss

The action that results in having a roommate that is either extremely attractive or plays for a school's football team, and picking up the woman who hang around him that he doesnt want.

Dude, my roommate brings the hottest girls to our apartment. I'm bound to get some proximity puss

by captb3a July 28, 2010