nine thousand

the limit to the acceptability of an unreasonably high number. if you see something surpass 9000, take off your scouter and crush it in your hand while screaming "its over nine THOUSAAAAANDDDD!!"

Nappa: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!??!?"

Vegeta: "Its over nine thousand!!!!" *crushes scouter*

by touch mah monkayy June 19, 2010

Nine in the Afternoon

A state of absolute bliss and happiness, coined by Panic (formerly !) at the Disco in their song "Nine in the Afternoon". Also known as getting high off of life.

"You know what James, it's nine in the afternoon!"
"Dude it's 10 in the morning"

by dacalpha November 2, 2008

Titty-Nine

A sex position in which two females lick or suck each others tits at the same time. Similar to the sex position sixty nine

Hey dude, I was watching some great lesbian porn last night. These two super hot bitches were doing the Titty-Nine

by thetittyniner September 25, 2015

Nine and Fifin' It

Describes having a simple, more than likely low-wage 9 to 5 job. Working in other words. Can be used in present, past or future tense.

"Yet here I be, Nine and Fifin' It with all them no-names..."

Skyzoo - For What It's Worth

Person 1: "Hey what're you doing tomorrow? Want to meet up?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'ma be Nine and Fifin' it tomorrow."

by jlo44 November 22, 2010

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

cloud nine

1). Heaven
2). A Utopia of pleasure

We were floating on cloud nine.

by Zenocide February 17, 2004

nine lives

Myth to typically describe cats or humans that survive shit that should have otherwise killed them. Narrowly escaping death time after time.

I.E., Walter White has nine lives in Breaking Bad.

by Bob2020 January 26, 2014