The New Church

A branch of the protisent church that beleives there is an inner meaning to the Bible. They beleive a man name Emanual Swedenborg was inspired by God in his writings, called, "The Writings". The main hub is in Bryn Athyn, PA. They state that they do not worship Swedenborg, though they do have a day celabrating him, and they respect him A LOT.

"Do you enjoy scientific religeons and 'old-fashined' people"
"ATUALLY I DESPISE THEM"
"Oh, then don't join The New Church."

by jackrd October 12, 2005

the new monkey

The latest internet craze.

Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.

"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.

Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.

For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)

Pete: Wow, would you look at this site? Looks like ninjas are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

the new york sizzler

when saliva is used as lube after drinking a lot of alcohol the alcohol in the saliva makes the vagina or what ever whole thats being used burn.

a guy takes a shot of everclear and then spits on his dick and rams it into a vagina causing a burning sensation for the girl in her vagina hence the new york sizzler

by mrx3 January 27, 2010

The New School

Are you a hipster or a delusional fucking moron? If so, The New School is the perfect fit for you. This rich kid daycare is only $60,000 a year. If you're looking for a good education or even some decent friends, guaranteed you will not get your money's worth. Applying to TNS is much easier than developing a personality. Plus, free pot!

Hannah went to The New School? Figures. After those acid flashbacks she really never was the same...

by johnny johson baby October 2, 2018

The New World Religion (tm)

something a fag named pitz_ on irc.efnet.net made up for attention.

he hangs out in #electronics on efnet, so go harass him and call him a fag, cause he is one:

www.suckyreligion.org

that is pitz_ on efnet in #electronics

<pitz_> im a fag 'q and i like 'c in my 'a

by Pitz's Mom March 3, 2005

The New South

As opposed to The South, The New South is a metropolitan oasis. These sanctuaries of enlightenment are spreading through the Old Dixie. In the process, toothless hicks are being sent to the CDC for examination, biological modification, and general reconstruction into useful human beings. In the process, vocabulary such as "Y'all," "Dawg," "git" (get), and "fowks" are truncated from local vernacular. Atheist churches have popped up across the street from vacant snake-handling centers, and drawls have become twangs. Modern-day progress has made redneck culture as hard to find in the south as the Mafia in the north; it's there, but it's hard to find.

The northern US isn't the only Canada anymore.

1. The New South is the New Canada.
2. Did you hear? Southern Georgia just announced that it's erecting a monument to the New South!
3. I don't even know any white people anymore in the New South.
4. The Mafia just relocated to the New South--better weather, see.
5. I'm from the New South--and I'm valedictorian at Emory, too! (Which everyone knows has surpassed Harvard.)

by Lydia Brambila May 13, 2008