moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.
I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?
by Googles January 7, 2005
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MOOSE

1. Refers to a certain area of the female body.

2. Also known as deer, runs around in wilds.

3. Canadian-born, 'different' than others.

MOOSE(dom)

4. To quit at the peak of an hard worked for-abnormally high performance, usually resulting into a loss of everything gained.
MOOSEdom; 'After a 45mile run Mike nearly crossed the finish to collect his 10.000$ reward, yet he decided to take a wrong turn at the local canadian pub and got wasted, to return hours later, finishing way behind the rest'
by donut(HD) June 25, 2005
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Moose

cool, awesome, other words meaning cool....
'oh that's so moose!'
by jenna rae June 11, 2005
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moose

A nickname for Mike Mussina of the New York Yankees.
It's time for game 5...let's go Moose!
by Sarah October 19, 2004
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Moose

Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!

Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
by Moose Mahn September 19, 2009
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Moose

What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...
by Crow1670 February 4, 2009
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Moose

When an individual acts brotherly/best-friends only to disappear permenantly for the love/lust of a woman is considered as being a "moose".
Ya! man, Mustafa was a brother but he turned out to be a "Moose".

Hey! Where is Mustafa these days? Don't Ask! He pulled a "Moose".
by Black Hawk, Knight Hawk November 22, 2010
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