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The last option

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The chick you fuck when the hot girl wont let you. The easier uglier one. Usually you won't touch it at all unless you're desperate that night or forced into it.

The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.

The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.

This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
Marty: Yo Sean, you fuck Amy last night?

Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.

Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?

Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.

Marty: Good thinking.
by plaaaaaaaaya3 June 30, 2010
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the last leg

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A British TV show which is overly PC and has a obsession with virtue signalling, it kicks out some lols but in all honesty some of the hosts need to get laid... especially josh widdicombe, not Alex Brooker though... he gets all the poontang.
the last leg... all you need now is another one and you've got a pair
by the one... yes that one February 20, 2017
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The Last Castle

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A great movie staring Robert Redford as a Court Martialed general who rallies together 1200 inmates to rise against the system that put him away. Great action and just awsome.
The Last Castle is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen!
by Orrin Oliver March 4, 2008
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The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
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Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.
''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''
by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010
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