Germ x lube

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.

The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube

by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017

He-man germ

the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.

tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"

Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"

Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"

by duddies February 24, 2011

mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.

You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.

by Casey Parker April 8, 2008

There are other germs on your hands.

There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:

"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."

by Sam Martens. December 6, 2009

Germ Baby

A Germ Baby is when two people with sicknesses have anal sex and have a baby that starts its life with cancer and other ailments such as retardation and brain damage

Antonio and Corey meet out by the couch with a flu
Antonio: Corey, I am so sick thanks to you.
Corey: Sorry man, but hey lets make us a Germ Baby

by TheHangmanGG October 19, 2023

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009

arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017