Crap

A differing opinion on a subject that is absolutely and unquestionably correct. Commonly takes place of shit.

Dude 1: hey, that dude's talking crap!
Dude 2: yeah, he makes so much sense.

by Thohm March 03, 2020

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1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality

1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.

by Prizrak July 09, 2015

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The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush

Ur a piece of crap son.

by Fat dude in the background July 18, 2019

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The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.

Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap

by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015

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Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.

1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?

by the.jez September 15, 2018

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