wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016

Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

Chasing Cranes

The act of going to different construction sites looking for work.

Call the hall or start chasing cranes.

by Jimbob R November 2, 2020

Crane-a-like

Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.

Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.

by Scatologist April 30, 2006

mexican crane

When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.

Dude, I totally gave her the Mexican crane last night! I think I broke her nose.

by Daddy Mac swag April 25, 2016

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.

Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.

by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011