Drag it through the garden

The act of applying vegetables to one's sandwhich or burger without specifiying which ones in particular.

Gary: What do you want on your burger?

Bob: Whatever, just drag it through the garden..

Gary: Fag..

by Highlytrained Hound May 4, 2014

snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.

Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!

by Trigga Finga May 3, 2013

Sold up the garden path

To be humiliated by your opponent in an activity of competitive nature, or to be conned or outsmarted by something/someone.

If one was to beat another at a sport such as pool, and said person beat the other by "8-balling" him, then he could've been said to have been "sold up the garden path" by the victor.

If one was to have bought something for £400 that could normally have been purchased for a fraction of the price, he could also have been said to have been "sold up the garden path".

by duncan bell October 6, 2004

snake in the garden

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

by DChap23 March 30, 2008

weed the garden

waxing or shaving one's pubic hair so that none is left.

like how when you weed the garden, you don't want any weeds left; you wax, you don't want any hair left.

the other day, my best friend Carolyn and I were waiting for my hot tub to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes or weed the garden. so i was like "damn, i need to weed the bushes." and she was like "we are, dumbass." and i was like "no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman."

by missybobisssayyy March 12, 2009