Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020

grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-

me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡

by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021

u-spot graze

a man rubbing his lips against the urethra

The museum director did a u-spot graze on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018

Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.

Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.

by Pigeon_King69420 August 31, 2020

Hate Graze

When you are in a hurry (lunch break, etc.) and order something at a fast food spot and it's wrong, cold or you see flies buzzing around the meat and toppings in back or something to that nature, to where you would not consume it normally but because you are in a hurry and need to eat you force it down begrudgingly.

Stephanie ran into BK with only 10 minuets left on her lunch, after stopping by her side pieces spot to take a quick dump. The cook was a greasy old dude, who looked as if he hadn't showered in a week. He smiled as he slid her order up for the host to bag up. Stephanie noticed he wasn't wearing any gloves. She shook her head, reluctantly took the bag and ran back to her car to hate graze that disgusting slop, all the while staring at herself in the mirror, wondering what may come of this later.

by CHUPA LENGUA October 6, 2023

Conversational Grazing

Continuous, non-stop, painfully repetitive conversation about mundane, stupid or irritating subjects.

You've been talking about this for 6 hours. This conversational grazing makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Shut the FUCK UP ALREADY!

by rogerdodger2011 April 30, 2011

Wall graze

When you are too drunk to make your way across the room without the support of the wall.

After all those cocktails, I had to wall graze myself from the couch to the bathroom.

by Sparkles09 December 13, 2020