A man who is clearly gay but chooses to the live a lie and pretend he is straight by marrying a female who is clearly lacking in common sense and social intelligence. She will never admit to her dissatisfaction with their virtually non-existent sex life and continuously praise his fantastic interior decorating capability and revel in his commensurate passion for musicals.
You know this guy...we all know this guy, or at least his wife and we just aren't telling her dumb ass. "Oh that's her husband?! I thought for sure he was gay. What a gary!"
by jama fo rama March 31, 2009
Get the garymug. A guy who is a player, but a bad one. He thinks he knows what he is doing, and he doesn't. He is cute & funny, but sometimes annoying. Also Like messing with girls and making thier moms mad.
by skiski1328 October 29, 2011
Get the Garymug. this word can be used in many ways. it describes that you're feeling fat, someone looks fat, or you are overeating. This was established by the Teen Mom character Gary.
"Ughhh I fee like such a gary" -You ate too much
"That girl is totally garying right now" -someone chomping
"I need to stop being a gary"- your being a fat ass
"That girl is totally garying right now" -someone chomping
"I need to stop being a gary"- your being a fat ass
by TheBrothel October 4, 2010
Get the Garymug. New age Cockney Rhyme slang.
Gary (Like Oprah Winfreys talking anus called Gary from South Parks 'A Million Little Fibers') is an english term shorted which should mean:
Gary Glitter - Shitter
Gary (Like Oprah Winfreys talking anus called Gary from South Parks 'A Million Little Fibers') is an english term shorted which should mean:
Gary Glitter - Shitter
I've just spoken to Tom he's on the Gary Glitter shitter and will be out in 20 minutes.
Ow my Gary hurts after that Vindaloo dump I just took!
Ow my Gary hurts after that Vindaloo dump I just took!
by Jerec July 6, 2007
Get the garymug. Dude, Gary's so lazy. And he looks like a blueberry in that jacket he always wears. Gary is such a bum.
by Garyisfat August 16, 2010
Get the Garymug. by Jimjimmy June 22, 2010
Get the Garymug. Girlfriend: Where the hell have you been all night?
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.
Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.
Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?
Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.
Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.
Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?
Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.
by PepRox January 23, 2011
Get the Garymug.