Floater

An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.

"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"

by ADtheEmperor May 26, 2009

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005

Champagne Floater

The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.

Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.

by Cman February 2, 2009

Floater Friend

A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.

Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.

by ieatice July 21, 2019

sneaky floater

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

by Coreykills June 14, 2015

balloon floater

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows

1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!

by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016

Pie Floater

Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003