James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
Emily: What the hell does that mean?
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Get the Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap mug.(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
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Get the dirty carpets in a big law firm mug.the desired effect of excess exercises targeting your ass. For example a toned gluteus maximus that still has a definite shape.
Those 400 meter lunge walks were killer, but at least i know im on my way to that plump and firm greatness.
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Get the Plump and Firm mug.(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.
Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.
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