A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.
A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.
by IGotOne October 14, 2015
Get the Facebookmug. by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010
Get the facebookmug. by Bubby May 9, 2005
Get the facebookingmug. A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.
by esbar February 6, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course!)
Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook!
or again
i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!
and again:
did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
or again
i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!
and again:
did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
by Lilz 2 November 22, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.
by JD and Boz August 18, 2008
Get the facebookmug. To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.
I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!
by green tea007 February 24, 2009
Get the to facebookmug.