by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023

by bigg dicc May 2, 2023

When a man says he doesn’t want to marry the woman he’s with but enjoys living with her pretending as though he is married to her already. Signs include cheating on her, numerous past relationships, never wanting to dicuss or plan the future with their current mate, not wanting to meet the family, dating her for like 7 years without considering a future with the person, or dating "unavailable" people.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 2, 2008

a term that means commit suicide, but is intended to not be as harsh as someone actually saying it.
MR is the initials of the founder of this word
MR is the initials of the founder of this word
john: hey you fag!
morgan: oi u wot m8
john: yeah thats rite you heard wot i said
morgan: how about commit sudoku
john: what
morgan: oi u wot m8
john: yeah thats rite you heard wot i said
morgan: how about commit sudoku
john: what
by rippedmyboy April 21, 2018

antonym of "netflix and chill", where one person proposes to another person to marry with hulu in the background at the wedding.
Guy: "Allison, will you take this to the next level and hulu and commit with me?
Girl: "Oh yes Adam, I will! I am ready to move on from netflix and chilling with all these guys"
Guy: "I thought I was the only guy..?"
Girl: "Um.."
Girl: "Oh yes Adam, I will! I am ready to move on from netflix and chilling with all these guys"
Guy: "I thought I was the only guy..?"
Girl: "Um.."
by miniviking December 1, 2015

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees
by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.
by 3mane October 12, 2017
