Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

up the bracket

1) Cockney reference for snorting cocaine
2) The act of being punched in the throat
3) A great song by The Libertines
4) A great album by The Libertines

1) "All his money goes right up the bracket"
2) "Punched him! Up the bracket"
3) "That song 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"
4) "That album 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

by Teabag man June 11, 2008

The Broom

To breakup with your partner, for any reason.

Frank: Where is your woman?
Carl: She was pissing me off, so I gave her "The Broom"

by TheCraw June 17, 2008

the broiler

when you are outdoors banging, and you subsequently cum on a lady's chest and leave it there letting it bake in the sun

I took Samantha out to Rittenhouse Square, and I gave her the broiler. She didn't even thank me!

by crexac April 20, 2010

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017