Wet West Texas

Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.

I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.

by TTech Guy April 29, 2010

Texas

A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.

Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"

by bldyvlntin February 2, 2010

Texas Gore-Tex

Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.

1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."

by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009

Texas Nightmare

During the climax of a wet dream you awake while cumming. You wake up shooting hence texas nightmare

Joey is dreaming about hitting the ass and awakes during the climax of the dream "fuck i soiled my sheets, goddamn texas nightmare"

by Cheif Ace Rick May 13, 2012

Textanoia

N. The way you feel after you just send a text in anticipation of a response, so you frequently check your phone

Dude, you must have textanoia because you've checked your phone like five times already.

by Tonystunna August 8, 2014

backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

Riding West Of Texas

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

by Hageam January 16, 2008